Journal of a Book Pony

I have Earth Mail! Actually, several E-Mail letters. But I think they all got the wrong address. I don't want more hair, I'm not interested in "low interest", I don't know what I'd do with a "check" for "5M dollars", and my password to my credit card can't be lost if I don't have a "credit card". I think Discord has an Earth Mail account. I should ask Fluttershy. Or maybe I should just ignore the E-Mail. Discord will get bored and go bother somepony else.