I Shed She Shed

[twilightpony]

I dropped four more secondary feathers and two new primaries are growing in. The blood feathers are very sensitive and distracting.

We got together for brunch in the 'throne room' and we're all molting like crazy. There was hair in the tea, hair in the salad (fresh dandelion greens!), hair on the frosting on the cupcakes... White hair, yellow hair, lilac hair, blue hair, orange hair, pink hair... Hair everywhere. I heard Spike mutter something about stuffing a mattress with it.

Rarity says that March is the cruelest month. She's threatening to "give this whole ghastly affair the heave-ho" and have the spa ponies shave and wax her entire body! Pinkie was laughing so hard she turned blue. While leaving a fuzzy pink halo on the floor.

Comments

[algernon97]

I think I'd lose my appetite if there was hair all over the food I was eating.

Spike's got an interesting idea, though. Perhaps the "pony-hair mattress" could become some sort of big recycling craze?

[flareblitzfury]

Wow! Such a hairy situation! I hope there was at least something not covered in hair!

[twilightpony]

I'm not sure ponies would be too keen on sleeping on something made from ponies.

[twilightpony]

Well, Spring molt will end soon. In meantime, wherever I go, there's hair.

[flareblitzfury]

Okay! I just hope by the end the Spring molt all that hair will be easy to clean.

[algernon97]

You've got a point.